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FW: Something to think about ... or not?

Mar 17, 2006 08:16 AM
by Eldon B Tucker

Here's something funny (for a change). I came across it at work recently.


Subject: Something to think about  ... or not?

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in
pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in
France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are
meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find
that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is
neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One
index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? 

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? 

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that
smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a
fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How
can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? 

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out,
and an alarm clock goes off by going on. 

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they
are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind
up this essay, I end it. 

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