Fw: NEWS FLASH
Mar 05, 2006 04:47 PM
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Subject: News Flash
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:41:40 -0500
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A white house source stated that Congress is considering
awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in an attorney.
The source was quoted to say “ All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at
one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it”.
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues
hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a
lawyer, to have the new “lawyer’s stamp” on their hunting license. Currently
Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at
a cost of $7 annually. The new “lawyers stamp” will cost $100, but open
season will be all year long.
The department further stated that although the “lawyers stamp” comes at
hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual
revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are
considering similar hunting license stamps.
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