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Re: Theos-World Jokes and Jokes

Feb 28, 2006 06:17 AM
by Bill Meredith

One might read the Master's letters and wonder if they were ever young men such those portrayed below.


Sophia had two young Masters who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and Sophia knew that, if any mischief occurred in the Theosophical Society, K.H. and Morya were probably involved.

Sophia heard that a local priest of the LCC had been successful in disciplining masters, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The Bishop Leadbeater agreed, but asked to see them individually. Sophia sent Morya in first, with K.H. scheduled to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The Bishop, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the young Morya down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

Morya's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the young Morya made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the young Master's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

Morya screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his brother Koot Hoomi found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The young Morya, still gasping for breath, replied, "Brother, we are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"


peace and a sense of humor,


carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
Dear Sufilight,

If you make jokes with the names of the Masters,
I might make jokes with the Prophet,
yet I somewaht prefer keeping jokes away
from Masters names and from the Prophet's name.



From: "M. Sufilight" <>
To: <>
Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:53:47 +0100

I have just lend Master Morya's de- and re-materialising-kit
a our local spiritual library. They said, I could keep it for this

M. Sufilight on his flying carpet...

----- Original Message -----
From: <>
To: <>
Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:33 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy

In a message dated 2/27/2006 12:02:29 AM Central Standard Time, writes:

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a


posting annoying web messages or sending annoying email messages without
disclosing your true identity

It should last five minutes in court.

Chuck the Heretic

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